🔵 watered / flowing
🟠 dry plot (grows slow!)
✓ connected & working
✗ NOT connected — fix this
🔴 polluted plot (−yield)
✦ green glow = a building boosting that area
☣ red glow = a building polluting that area
The haunted corn maze — and Wheeler's inside. Time to end him.
Build a corn empire in this isometric farm sim — built in 2026. Grow corn, earn cash, build money-making stands, run timed tasks while you're away, collect FAUXBITCORN cards, and climb the leaderboard.
1. PLANT — pick the 🌱 PLANT tool, click a brown plot. Corn grows through 4 stages.
2. HARVEST — when it turns into a golden cob, pick 🌽 HARVEST and click it for cash.
3. BUILD — pick 🏗 BUILD, choose a structure, click green grass to place it.
4. Repeat & expand — refine your corn (see below) and buy more land with 🌾 BUY LAND.
✋ TIP: with PLANT, HARVEST, BUILD, or RAZE selected, tap & hold then drag across tiles (works on phone & mouse) to do many at once — plant a whole field in one stroke!
Selling raw corn is just the start — the real money comes from refining it into products. Build these in order; each one automatically feeds the next, 24/7:
1. 🌾 Harvest corn — every harvest also fills your Grain stockpile.
2. ⚙️ Build a MILL (🏗 BUILD → PRODUCTION section) — it grinds Grain into Cornmeal.
3. 🍳 Build a KITCHEN — it cooks Cornmeal into finished Goods.
4. 🏪 Build a MARKET (or use your FAUXBITCORN card stands) — it sells Goods for ₿.
So the loop is: Harvest → Mill → Kitchen → Market → ₿. It only runs while grain keeps flowing, so keep planting & harvesting. If a building sits idle, the step before it just hasn't fed it yet — usually you need to harvest more corn for grain.
📊 Tap the ECONOMY button any time to watch it all work: how much Grain, Cornmeal & Goods you have, which buildings are running vs. idle, your income per hour, and your town. It's also where you claim Town Tier bonuses.
Place Town Houses (🏗 BUILD → TOWNSFOLK section) and townsfolk move in. They automatically eat some of your Goods — keep them fed and a happy town pays you ₿ taxes every second. As you grow, your town levels up: Homestead → Hamlet → Village → Town → City → Metropolis → Megalopolis, and each new tier gives a one-time ₿ bonus (claim it in the 📊 ECONOMY panel).
👆 LOOK — inspect any tile · 🌱 PLANT · 🌽 HARVEST · 🏗 BUILD · 💣 RAZE (clear a tile) · 💧 WATER (network view) · 🌱 LAND (fertility view)
📊 ECONOMY (production, town & tiers) · 🕒 TASKS · 🎁 DAILY · 🎯 MISSIONS · 🏆 RANKS · 🃏 CARDS · 🔗 WALLET · 🔊 SOUND · ⚙️ SETTINGS (volume, Farm Code & more)
Thirsty corn grows about 3× slower — so watering your fields is the best early move, and it's quick:
• 💧 Drop a Pond, Well or Pump — it waters the 4 plots around it (a Pond pays +20% too).
• 🚰 To reach a whole field, grab an Aqueduct and drag a line out from your water — it connects itself, no gaps to worry about.
• ⛲ A Sprinkler waters a big 5×5 patch; unlock even bigger ones as you grow.
👀 Any thirsty corn shows a little 🏜️ marker right on the map — no menus. See one? Drop water nearby. And when it rains ☔, your whole farm waters itself for free.
The world lives and breathes — a new season rolls in every 2 days (watch the 🌦️ chip up top), and each one rewards a different move:
• 🌱 Spring — rainy & easy. Great time to plant and expand.
• ☀️ Summer — corn grows FAST, but dries out quick. Water is king now.
• 🍂 Fall — corn fetches the best prices. Cash in your harvest!
• ❄️ Winter — fields grow slow, so lean on your Mills, Kitchens & Moonshine (it sells 2× in the cold). The town & industry season.
Watch the weather too — rain waters everything for free. ☔
Your Farm House is the heart of the farm. Tap it to UPGRADE — every level gives +5% to ALL your income (corn, stands, tasks), adds offline storage, and beautifies nearby crops. Upgrading it is one of the best things you can do.
Open TASKS to start timed jobs (4–18 hours). They keep running after you close the game — come back later, tap COLLECT for the reward, and start new ones. You get 3 slots at once (unlock more with butter). The rhythm: log in, collect, restart, leave.
Your Mills, Kitchens, Market and card stands keep working while the game is closed — grinding grain, cooking goods and selling them for cash — but only up to a time limit (about a day by default). Build 🛢️ Silos / 🌾 Granaries and upgrade your 🏠 Homestead to raise that limit (+6 hours each). So before you log off: keep some grain stocked, start Tasks, and make sure you have storage — or you'll leave money on the table.
Butter is a special second currency. Earn it from certain Tasks and the Butter Churn Hut building. Spend it to unlock extra Task slots so you can run more jobs at once.
The banner under the toolbar shows a live event that changes every few hours (same for everyone): CORN GOES VIRAL (harvest ×2), BULL/BEAR MARKET, BUTTER RUSH, TO THE MOON. Time your harvests & collections around the good ones!
The 94 real FAUXBITCORN cards each do something in-game. Two kinds:
• 🏗 BUILD cards — unlock a new building you can place.
• ✦ PERK cards — give a permanent farm-wide bonus (e.g. +12% growth speed, +15% harvest cash, cheaper seeds) the moment you own the card. Rarer cards give bigger bonuses.
Open CARDS to browse every effect. You unlock a card only by owning that real NFT and connecting your wallet — there's no in-game shortcut, by design (it's what makes the cards matter).
Own the CORNPASTA card and you can build Greg's Goods — a manhole (🏗 BUILD → it's your CORNPASTA card building, one per farm). Tap the manhole to drop down into The Hideout, Greg's underground counterfeit-card market. Buy a sealed forgery from Greg and flip it for a shot at a fake Bitcorn card. Fakes give a temporary, weaker harvest buff — never the real, permanent card power — and every deal raises 🔥 Heat: push your luck too far and you risk a raid (tap fast to stash the goods, or pay a fine). A cheeky side-hustle for cardholders — the real cards still only ever come from owning the NFT. (Lost it? ⚙️ Settings or the 🕳️ HIDEOUT button jumps you right to it.)
Connect your Freewallet (or any Bitcoin wallet) address to auto-activate the perks & buildings of the FAUXBITCORN cards you actually own on-chain. It's 100% read-only & non-custodial: you just sign a short text message to prove the address is yours — and signing text is not a transaction, so it can't spend or move anything. Cornopolis never sees your seed phrase or private key, never moves your assets, and stores only your public address. Disconnect anytime. (Cards unlock ONLY by owning the real NFT — there's no in-game shortcut, by design.)
Open RANKS to see the live, shared leaderboard — every player is ranked by NET WORTH (your total score: cash + butter + 🏆 prestige + building value + land). Everyone sees the same real rankings, so name your farm to show up and let friends spot you! (You appear once you've actually played — harvested or built something.)
Rarely, disaster strikes your farm — 🔥 fire, 🌪️ tornado, 🌊 flood, 💥 earthquake, 🦗 locusts, a 👽 Grey Pepe invasion (aliens beaming up your corn!), or an attack by 👾 Wheeler, the corn-hating monster. Every disaster can be fought! When one hits, a defense action pops up — tap fast to douse, sandbag, brace, or spray. Fill the 🛡️ PROTECTED bar before the timer runs out to save your whole farm; whatever you don't cover in time gets destroyed, so keep some cash to rebuild. 🛡️ Own the GOODBADCORN card (by holding the NFT) and you're permanently immune — natural disasters do ZERO damage, no tapping needed. (Disasters only happen while you're actively playing — never while you're away.)
• Put plots next to a Pond for +20% yield.
• 🌿 Ring your fields with beauty (Garden, Mansion, your Homestead) and keep dirty industry (Roaster, Pump) away — it raises yield.
• Build a ⚙️ Mill + 🍳 Kitchen + 🏪 Market so your corn turns into ₿ around the clock.
• Keep grain flowing — the chain stops if you run out, so always have corn growing.
• Your progress auto-saves in this browser.